مش نكتة

هذه قصة روتها لي سيدة من معارفنا، وهي بطلتها! كأنها نكتة والله..

"كنت قاعدة في البيت صباحاً فدق جرس الباب قمت لأشوف مين من الشباك لأني لحالي في الدار. طلعلي واحد أخرس معه ورقة رسمية من اللي بيلفوا عالبيوت للتبرعات و صار يأشر بايديه و يقول : با بااا باااا..... با؟
(فأنا رديت عليه : با با بااااااااا اااااااا ..... وكأني خرسا مثله فراح (يعني ذهب

دقيقتين ولا زوجي داخل و قال لي: سمعت واحد عالدرج بيقول لصاحبه : يا زلمة هاي طلعت خرسا مثلنا !!

!رأيي الشخصي : ولّ عليهم

Can you help Jakee?

You can't just buy chocolate in J World, they grow on trees. Different bars in different qualities, all the kinds you can find in shops in real world. But to be able to pick it from its tree, the bar has to agree. Not anyone can eat any chocolate bar in J World. Chocolate bars have the right to resist if they don't want that little person from J World to eat them.

Jakee, like all other little people in J World, never knew which bars of chocolate he could pick. He just tried. And whenever he tried he was able to pick it and eat it. Some really tasted bitter and some were so bad he didn't even bother taking a second bite. Many bars he tried and he could pick them all, now he started finding good tasting chocolate bars. but for some reason he wanted to look for more.

Watching other little J people having so much trouble in picking bars, unlike him, he felt happy.
"I am lucky! " he thought "Chocolate bars like me, I have a gift"

Now he started finding good tasting bars, but that wasn't enough.
"I can find better ones" as he said that, he threw the good tasting bar away without bothering to finish it.

He kept wandering from tree to tree to another...
"No..."
"I want a better one...."
"Nope nope....."
And the ones he is refusing now are really good, but he is so sure he can find better.

I wonder can he ?
He became so arrogant!
Can you help Jakee?

A respectful young man

Driving in the parking lot of the mall tonight, I was looking for a place to park close to the main door, because we have been hearing alot of stories about bag snatching incidents and assults on ladies lately in Amman. I spotted two girls heading to their car, one was taking out the keys from her bag. So I lit the flashers and slowed down waiting for them to drive out so I can park in that spot.

Few minutes later, just as the girls were leaving, a fancy four-wheel vehicle with a "dubai" license plate stopped aside of our car. A guy inside, in the right front passenger seat, was talking to me pointing with his hand to the spot as in "we want to park there" or "are you parking there?" I didn't really understand but I just nodded with my head and pointed to the same spot answering "YES I am parking THERE" -Pointing to THAT SAME Spot. Now he started waving with his hand "open the window". I was really puzzled -what does he want!

I thought maybe I should listen to him, but what could he possibly have to say! At that moment the girls' car was leaving so I just ignored them. I am just not the kind who listens to people in streets. Before I even had the chance to move the car, the guy driving was already moving his car to park in. walla o sa7betkum injannat! I stepped on the gas and literally 'da7ashet' my car and parked before him.

The driver stopped the car 6ab3an. My mom went out of the car and the guy in the passenger seat directed to her saying "That was my sister who was parked there!! " can you believe such a stupid lie! eeh walla law inno 6af khames!! Anyway, my mom replied "7atta wala - So.. is it supposed to belong to the family?.. "

That is when I stepped out, not a word went out of my mouth yet, and seriously I had no intention whatsoever to say anything. I just wanted to walk to the main door and go into the mall. I couldn't hear what was my mom and that guy kept talking about because the driver, who had stepped out as well, stood behind my back and said "bte3rafi innek ma btesta7i.. inti wa7deh 7akeera!! " I was really shocked.

For a few seconds I just stood there looking at him, dressed up like a decent young man. o walla o he kept going "ma btesta7i inti... habla ya zalameh hai habla... " and ishya2 kaman I couldn't hear I had to defend myself, I wanted to really use obscene language with him but I couldn't I just said "inta biddak terbayeh.. rabna bas ra7 ye6la3 min kharjak inta o sayartak.."

Should I be proud that I couldn't be as rude as him. Cause I am NOT. I wish I was rude I really wish masa7et bi karamto il 2ard.

I used to get so pissed if a guy stared at me while parking! I can't believe this happened to me in Amman. Not over reacting, but its the first time I experience such lack of delicacy!
Please I need your opinions guys about this. Is this normal? I need to know what you think about what happened?

A Theory

-This is for you Dood, Don't scream!

This is an idea I have had for years, it is a bit complicated so if you don't feel like giving your brain a little push today don't continue :)

As we studied in school, an atom consists of a core (Nucleus) that includes neotrons and protons. Electrons cirulate around the Nucleus in orbits.

And we also studied about the solar system. The sun is the center and planets move constantly around it in orbits.

The similarity in both systems makes me wonder. What if our solar system is just an atom in an object in another world. What if each atom in all the materials around us, including our bodies, is a part of system in a galaxy.

I am aware that I over simplified both systems. If we study more about them we will find alot of differences in the details, like in the orbits' structures for example. Not to mention that the basic theories about the electrons orbits were proven wrong and replaced by the levels (s,p,d &f).

But still, I think they are similar. I can't help but wonder what if the universe is continuously repeated. A system inside a system inside another..... etc.
Maybe our Milky Way galaxy is a piece of metal in someone's room in another world, much bigger world. An infinte repetition...

Bad Day

A new day in J World.. Not different than any other day.
Our little friend Jiklo wakes up, still a bit sleepy. And he smells something, it's a bad smell.. eeew!

"What's that smell, its disgusting?" yet little Jiklo knew he had smell it somewhere, can't remember when and where but its familiar.

He checked everywhere in the cottage but couldn't find the source of the smell, he opened all the windows (which are only two in his small brown cottage) to get rid of the smell. The strange thing about it is it doesn't alternate, its intensity is stable all around the cottage.
Now Jiklo is frustrated but he has to go fishing (for that is his everyday job), so he just leaves the cottage and walks into the woods towards the lake.

"The Smell! Again!! It is stuck right there under my nose, Go away you Stupid Smell!! I hate you.."

Frustrated, Jiklo starts hitting trees on the way to the lake hurting himself and his tiny arms and legs.

"Go away .. you stupid stupid smeeeeeell.."
The smell is still.

Finally, he rests in the shadow under a tree, very exhausted, and the day has barely started.

Frustrating, isn't it?

Thats how a bad morning is in J World, Unexplainable! Just like in real world.

PROUD

...of my sister Eman

Please read the article entitled "العلوم الاكتوارية... ما هي " on the upper left corner

http://www.alrai.com/frame.php?type=PDF&id=70631

It's not much but hoping it will be the start of something great Mano :) Love you..

شكل من أشكال الديمقراطية

!معلومة : أنا أكره عصير الجزر

:و إحنا قاعدين امبارح بنحضر تلفزيون كان لأمي المداخلة التالية

"ايش رأيكم من بكرة اجيب جزر و أعمل عصير جزر كل ليلة إجباري"

"!!! الجملة بدت مربكة جداً... "رأيكم"....." إجباري

بصراحة لم أجد أي جواب مناسب لأن السؤال لم يكن يبحث عن جواب. أضحكت نظراتي الصّامتة كل من كان جالساً نظراً لشيوع المعلومة المذكورة أعلاه

أنا : "شو يعني عم تسألينا؟! بتتخوّتي ماما.. حاسَة حالي في

أترك لكم حريَة الخيار في إنهاء تلك الجملة

To the guy who tied the rope

While driving near Al Rabieh I was surprised by a sudden slap at the front window, something hit the glass. From the shock I placed my foot on the brakes so hard and stopped the car in the middle of the street. Thank God no one was behind me, that would have caused an ugly accident!
Anyhow, my sister and I stepped out of the car to discover that someone ikteer la6eef had tied a transparent rope between two trees at the sides of the road! It was a thick one.

ya3ni ya36eeh ALF 3afieh! I don't know was it supposed to be a joke cause I didn't find it funny! I lost my antenna and thank God THANK GOD there weren't any cars behind me. As we were standing in the middle of the street trying to take the lovely piece of art off another car came from the opposite side and had the same experience, again rabbna satar and no cars were following.

To the guy who tied that rope: You're a Prick!

Kidnappings in the West Bank

“'We are here, let them come in and do whatever they want to do,” Ahmed Saadat said -Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP) leader
Ref: http://www.jordantimes.com/wed/news/news1.htm


This was early that morning before the Isralie Defense Forces raided into Jericho prison to arrest him and his inmates from the PFLP.


"The reason that we acted today the way we did was precisely not to allow these prisoners to be released and to scatter around the territories forcing us to do a much more comprehensive larger military operation to arrest them all." Mark Regev said -Israeli Foreign Ministry spokesman Ref:http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/03/15/mideast.jericho/index.html


From what I read and saw I do not, in any logic, consider what happened a much less military operation. I am aware that they are capable of doing worse but this is an attempt to compare the two articles.


Israeli helicopters, tanks and bulldozers surrounded the prison mid-morning after British and American monitors had been pulled out earlier in the day. Missiles from tanks and helicopters were fired at the building as bulldozers stared tearing down walls, while the Israeli commander of the operation warned prisoners they would have to surrender or “face death.”
Ref: http://www.jordantimes.com/wed/news/news1.htm


Yet.. what really bothered me the most are the photos. They remind me of many previous attempts ( AbuGhraib) to display a certain image of the arab people. Maybe even a deeper meaning to it than what I just pointed.


Dozens of prisoners surrendered early in the assault stripped down to their underwear
Ref : http://www.jordantimes.com/wed/news/news1.htm


WHY..?! If you were looking for weapons, those prisoners were already in a prison so I doubt you would find anything dangerous with them.. They did not rebel against the Palestinian Forces inside the prison at that time! I guess we all know why, and are aware that those photos could have been banned from publicity if there was an intention. No one thought those photos should not be published. No one wanted them Not to be published. Or is it someone wanted this to happen and these to be published!

Ref : CNN Website

Ref : Jordantimes Website

Alas

Lying on the damp, green grass last night watching the full moon, it was really refreshing. Inhaling the breeze, I closed my eyes enjoying each particle of air swimming... I didn’t think they are supposed to be this cold! They are really becoming cold.. My inhaling is interrupted by coughing.. and I open my eyes, the moon is not there, I am coughing excessively now and little silver pieces are coming out of me. Little yet so sharp those pieces.

I could feel the empty spaces left by each silver piece, right there between my lungs and I ache.
I told you it will hurt but you wouldn’t listen to me.

The coughing comes back and I can’t stop it. Where is the moon?
I stood up looking for water but couldn’t spot any near source. That is when I remembered I had a very old bottle of water in my pocket. I reached into my pocket looking for it; seems like it fell deep in. Still, I was so determined to reach that bottle I started to stretch my arm. Finally, I was able to take it out, but it was so old its color was turning into yellow. I needed that water badly so I just opened the bottle and drank from it to ease the pain in my throat.

I took a look around and realized I’m in a portrait. So I stepped out..

Aaakh!

Guys! I want to share this dream.. I really really wish I could drive such a sports cars someday and in a very wide open area! Just for the records this babe's power (AH 'babe'.. ana 7afartalieh) is 640hp and jumps to 62mph/~100kmph in3.4 secs!! 3anjad Aaakh..

2006 Lamborgini Murcielago LP640

Jakee & Jiklo

While arguing yesterday with a friend I came into an idea I thought is worth sharing. I think it will be hard to just pop it up so heres a little example to start with ..

You are Jakee in my little J World. You have a colorful apple in your right hand and a "grey" one in your left. The colorful apple have all the vitamins in the world it will make you so happy after eating it you will dance non-stop, but on the other hand the grey one is not that good, it was taken from a very old movie, when TVs were only in black and white.

Now there is also a Jiklo. Jiklo is your life partner in J's world. You love Jiklo so much you will do anything for him/her. Now I am assuming little people in J's world are GOOD people (so you have no right to argue about the following assumptions!! its MY world ...hehe)

You (Jakee) must give away one of the apples to Jiklo.. Which one would you give away?
Jakee will sacrifice the colorful apple to Jiklo

What would our little friend Jiklo do!!!
Jiklo will refuse to take the colorful apple .. Jiklo loves Jakee too and wants to sacrifice as well

I don't know about you guys, but if I were Jakee I would be really pissed off now "What the @#$$ Jiklo, Im GIVING you the better apple , why can't you just take it !!! "

We argue alot about learning how to GIVE.. "you should give more" .. "Im always giving you I dont see any giving FROM YOU!" .. "I just can't stay with him, he needs to learn how to GIVE"..

Sometimes taking is as hard as giving.. and NOT learning how to take can hurt the people who love you!

P.S. @#$$ = hell!! Don't assume min 3indku.. Its still MY world..

Just Starting...

I am starting this blog because some of the blogs Ive been reading lately really helped me out, or at least moved me. Realizing I had a change in mood,wether good or bad, after reading some posts showed that these entries had their effect on me, and most probably on alot of you -blog readers!-

I want to contribute..