Jamali's Theory
I wanted to write part two of 'The Journey' but after I had a little chat with a dear friend of mine, I decided to write this one. I wanted to do so before but did not;and my friend thought I really should have; so..
Jmalli is a little J person in J World, but you see Jmalli is a bit different from all other J people. He is the more 'not so social' type of J people. He is a scientist.
He has all these theories about how the flower smells, why the sky is blue, why fish swim, why the water is liquid, and many others. But the most important theory was one that Jmalli has been develpoing for a long time now and he did not talk about it to anyone. He always thought;
'I will not speak about it until it is complete'
So one day Jmalli decided it was time. He had to share his magnificant theory; it will benifit all worlds. He called for a conference to be held in J World and invited all scientists from A, B, C , D, ....... till Z World to attend.
In the conference, Jmalli stood infront of all attendees explaining his theory;
'I have gathered you all here today for the most noble purpose of all, Science. I am afraid I have a theory that will change the way we think. I know it may sound strange and hard to believe at first, but we all as scientists need to reconsider all the theories that have been put before us, for some of them may be wrong'
He continued,
'To reach the result that I am about to show you, I have questioned the Earth's circulation in the universe'
'WHAT!?!?' Some voices said
'Please let me continue!' Jmalli interrupted the mumbling
'After years of research I have come to the conclusion that Earth is not a full sphere.
It is a sphere that is hollow from the inside, and there is one particle that sits in that hollow. Earth revolves around that single particle'
'Do you know what that particle is?' someone said
'Yes I do' replied Jmalli
'And what is it?' Another asked
'It is ME' !!!
Jmalli is a little J person in J World, but you see Jmalli is a bit different from all other J people. He is the more 'not so social' type of J people. He is a scientist.
He has all these theories about how the flower smells, why the sky is blue, why fish swim, why the water is liquid, and many others. But the most important theory was one that Jmalli has been develpoing for a long time now and he did not talk about it to anyone. He always thought;
'I will not speak about it until it is complete'
So one day Jmalli decided it was time. He had to share his magnificant theory; it will benifit all worlds. He called for a conference to be held in J World and invited all scientists from A, B, C , D, ....... till Z World to attend.
In the conference, Jmalli stood infront of all attendees explaining his theory;
'I have gathered you all here today for the most noble purpose of all, Science. I am afraid I have a theory that will change the way we think. I know it may sound strange and hard to believe at first, but we all as scientists need to reconsider all the theories that have been put before us, for some of them may be wrong'
He continued,
'To reach the result that I am about to show you, I have questioned the Earth's circulation in the universe'
'WHAT!?!?' Some voices said
'Please let me continue!' Jmalli interrupted the mumbling
'After years of research I have come to the conclusion that Earth is not a full sphere.
It is a sphere that is hollow from the inside, and there is one particle that sits in that hollow. Earth revolves around that single particle'
'Do you know what that particle is?' someone said
'Yes I do' replied Jmalli
'And what is it?' Another asked
'It is ME' !!!
5 Comments:
hahahehehehahaha kikiki!
Ok miso, you wrote it in such a hilarious way and much more fun than i expected...! yes sadly enough, some people do believe that the earth revolves around them ONLY... what they don't know is that there are so many other issues that are more important... ;)
By and life goes on..., at 10:54:00 PM
l think that was u miss j:)!
By Anonymous, at 12:30:00 AM
Good one.. i feel bad for people who think like Jamili, they suffer cause ther are not realistic, they should here Najwa Karam's song '' 5aleek 3al 2ard ''
-identity-
By Anonymous, at 4:30:00 AM
haa3 haaa3... hilarious :)
Reminds me of lots of those who taught me back in the uni days, and of some acquaintances, and a few work colleagues too (:wicked wink)
this phenomenon is a result of either ultra care at childhood, or ultra feeling of unimportance and insignificance at different stages of life… I love nodding with such people, it helps a lot…
By Anonymous, at 12:45:00 PM
Think of world as it is you shall be you, make the world what is, the world becomes you ... Crazy men have shaped our universe
By Anonymous, at 5:46:00 PM
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